Monday, August 21, 2006

Damned dog!

First let me say that I don't hate dogs. I hate their owners. A dog is just a dumb animal that will do what feels good. So unless the owner is willing to teach the dog it will just be out of control. That said. About a week ago I attended a bachelor party for my friend. We held it at the house of a different friend who was using his parents house while they were out of town. This family who we will call the “Medhills” have a 6 week old giant of a dog that they insist on keeping inside. The dog was into everything and all over everyone. There was no way to get away from the damned thing since it was as big as me. The worst part though was when the dog was caught licking pans in a cupboard. I felt just sick that I had eaten anything there. Why the Medhills insist on having an out of control crap factory in the house, I will never understand. But it was nasty. Additionally the house smelled like dog crap like you can’t imagine. So if you are a dog owner please at least keep you house sanitary. Don’t make me add you to my list of morons.