Monday, August 21, 2006
Damned dog!
First let me say that I don't hate dogs. I hate their owners. A dog is just a dumb animal that will do what feels good. So unless the owner is willing to teach the dog it will just be out of control. That said. About a week ago I attended a bachelor party for my friend. We held it at the house of a different friend who was using his parents house while they were out of town. This family who we will call the “Medhills” have a 6 week old giant of a dog that they insist on keeping inside. The dog was into everything and all over everyone. There was no way to get away from the damned thing since it was as big as me. The worst part though was when the dog was caught licking pans in a cupboard. I felt just sick that I had eaten anything there. Why the Medhills insist on having an out of control crap factory in the house, I will never understand. But it was nasty. Additionally the house smelled like dog crap like you can’t imagine. So if you are a dog owner please at least keep you house sanitary. Don’t make me add you to my list of morons.
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There are so many irresponsible people in the world today. Dog owners are among the worst. If you as a dog owner commit to taking responsibility of an animal that doesn't imply your neighbors want to make that same commitment. If you own a dog, for the love of all that is sacred and holy, keep it in your own yard! I DON'T WANT YOUR DOG'S FECES IN MY YARD!
I live on a corner lot with lots of tree, and it is a joy to come across a big ole duke in my yard. And I do mean come across. Because I have an orgasm when that happens.
I will let my dog duke in your yard Paul, just so I can watch your reaction.
ok i am so glad i am not the only one who feels this way, yes i have a dog and yes she is smart, and yes i pick up her poopies.....hello she is a shitzu, black and white and a princess..and thank heaven her pooeys are like tootsie rolls!!!tiny!!ok my beautiful friends the key to stopping this is we will find out whose dogs these r and then in the dark of night(of course)we will shovel the "gifts" and place them right at the front doors of the owners, so when they walk out in the am, they are equally blessed as us!!
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